cant always be the master... but I do my best.

--- this is all in English cause at some point, he and/or his friends will be reading and I wanna make sure they get every word of it ---

So here I am, playing hard to get with this guy... He goes on telling me juicy stuff and I act all impressed though I didn't really care much, as usual. Long story. Some way or another, one day we both agree we should go out. I knew he had a meeting scheduled for next morning, therefore Tuesday night was off. But that didn't stop me acting like a spoiled brat, and so I start texting him "Babe... I'm sooo sad we couldn't spend this night together" bla bla (this is while I was actually out, minding my own business). As I expected, he said he had to wake up early in the morning, but he'd love to have me over for a glass of wine, the following night. My response was "Sorry, busy tomorrow, maybe sometime near Christmas". The next day, he was feeling so guilty for rejecting me, I almost felt bad for the guy. I was pretty sure that by midnight he's gonna beg me to come over. At exactly 10:07 pm, he starts emailing me about this red wine he just bought, which is way better than the last one we had, that he's all alone & it'd be so nice if I were there. Predictable so far. So I shave my legs, do my hair, put on some make up, get dressed and pack my things, then tell him "ok...I can be there in 20 minutes if thats ok with u" (it sounded like I didn't really wanted that, but I was willing to sacrifice myself). But the guy says "Relax, I'm good. See u on Christmas".
WAIT. Whaaaaat? For a second there (it felt like an eternity!) I was shocked & speechless. He simply cannot beat me at my own game!
Had a glass of wine, put on my pjs and after a half an hour I replied "Ok then, guess I'll watch some porn. Sleep well."
The guy went crazy. Lucky me, he doesn't know where I live so unexpected visits are unlikely to happen. Haha. Evil laugh's on me!
Cheers!