the chocolate factory is closed

Pfoai ce zi!

Aseara am adormit la Texter pe canapea, uitandu-ma la Inbetweeners.

Spuneam eu la un moment dat ca Monsieur Diplomacy are un detector care se activeaza la orice tentativa de combinatie de-a mea... Evident, s-a activat si aseara. Nu prea ma stresez eu cu ce-l deranjeaza pe Texter, dar facuse un efort si gatise... Dupa 2 ore de sms-uiala si email-uiala, deja il vedeam cum se urca pe pereti. Pe partea cealalta, Monsieur Diplomacy s-a nevrozat ca eram la Texter (asta ca sunt eu sincera cu el si-i spun absolut tot).

Dimineata, in drum spre masina, realizez ca mi-am uitat ciocolata. Shit! Nu ma intorc, ca-mi merge prost. Ma urc in masina. Masina nu porneste. Insist. Degeaba. Fuck!

Ma contrez cu Monsieur Diplomacy la prima ora. Motive banuite de mine, negate de el. Oricum o dau, nu e bine, mereu are ceva de comentat.

Urmeaza schimb de mailuri cu Texter, stresat ca nu i-am acordat atentie 100% aseara:

T: I know I am the married one, and I know you're the one who can have lovers etc, but I think I need to know what you want.
Me: Still the issue with my texting last night? U're married. Assuming I was seeing someone else, u shouldn't have any problem with that.
T: Correct. I wouldn't have a problem... as long as 1, you're open about it, and 2, it doesn't affect the time we choose to spend together. I don't think this is unreasonable.
Me: 1 - I am as open about it as I should be. 2 - I'm sorry for last night, but unfortunately, I can not say it will not happen again. I know u'll say we don't spend that much time together, and so when we do, nothing should interfere... But that's the exact reason for which I simply cannot put behind everything else, just because u're there. I'm not your number one priority, obvious. You can't be my number one, cause u're already committed to someone else. I enjoy spending time with you, even if most of the time we have to see each other late at night, when u're done with your skype-marriage. I make compromises, so should u.
T: I care for you. I really do. But, I'm done. No hard feelings. Hope we can still be friends.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Toate ca toate, dar fara masina sunt distrusa.